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Noun 1. Derived from the classic Nintendo [Entertainment] System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of [desperation] by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being [lightheaded] or dizziness. To perform an NES Blowjob simply: Remove the cartridge Blow in it Re-insert the cart Press power Remove the cart Blow in it Re-insert the cart Sweet talk it a little Press power Remove the cart Blow in it Blow into the console Beg Re-insert the cart Press power Maybe smack it a little
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