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The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an [individual] photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee) Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some [circumstances] a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs [to the point] of orgasmic release.
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