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A Housetom is an extremely whipped man, that is like a lazy tomcat who has been neutered, and is not allowed by his wife or girlfriend to play [video games] with his homeboys, nor allowed to go to the strip club anymore. He is given permission [once in a blue moon] to go have "a beer" with his pre-approved and vetted group of equally [pussy whipped] friends who all have to be home by 9 on Fridays and maybe 10 on Saturdays after some discreet begging.
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