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(noun) The act of [ejaculating] upon the bald head of a female with cancer, after she removes her wig and informs you that she has no hair. The encounter is rarely pleasant, as the male assumes he is set to fornicate with a female having a normal appearing, hair-laden head. Traditionally, the female, expecting that the foreplay will turn into [intercourse], will remove her wig and ask the male if he would still like to have sex with her. The male, quite perturbed yet not wishing to hurt her feelings, agrees to allow her to perform felacio upon him, and will then subsequently [ejaculate] upon her bald head, creating the Conehead Sundae.
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