Customize - Urban Dictionary Store

Pro Customization

Create unique products with your own words and definitions

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Your Word

Your Definition

A Ned is a Non Educated Delinquent.  They are usually in groups of about 10-20 and call themselves "Teams, Fleetos and Bundys". They are all weak and only "fight" in groups and by "fight" i mean "slashing or "chibbing" or using any other instrument other than their fists. Dress-sense-wise most have a Berghaus jacket (usually stolen from someone they have attcked) complete witha burberry hat tuned to the moon and bright [white socks] pulled over joggers covered in "bommers". A "bommer" being a small hole burned from smoking hash in a joint. Female nedettes referred to as Sengas are pretty much the same although they have 5 rings on average on each finger complete with fake gold earrings. They hang around [the streets] looking for a fight , stealing cars and drinkin cheap booze usually "buckie" or the really poor, "Merrydown" or even a cheap bottle of cider costing about £1.50 a litre.  They have poor [vocabulary] , usually because the dropped out of school at the age of 12.  [Unemployed] little "hairies" their mothers couldn't care less about them as they're usually herion addicts themselves. No life ahead of them [except] alcholism , abuse and homelessness.

Text fits

Menu

Pro Customization

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Shopping Assistant