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The Alpha Idiot personified. A [materialistic], simple-minded buffoon who assumes the world bends to his/ her very presence, especially when [tailgating] on high speed motorways, crossing red lights too late, never letting people cross at pelican crossings, assuming the speed limits is always at least 20% more when he/she assumes the driver's position in their car. Confident in the [knowledge] that their Seat/ Skoda/ VW- alike car is the bee's knees, even though they paid up to 40% more for the pleasure of being seen in a different frock. If it isn't already, then they would like their surname to be Jones. Ahhh..the generalisation of it all.
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