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A person who believes in God and that his son [Jesus Christ] rose from the dead to save mankind. Like in all beliefs, there are some misconceptions about [Christianity].

1. We don't believe in fairy tales - Like in my Atheist definition, a fairy tale is a folklore meant to entertain children. Religion is not meant to entertain. It's a belief. Like atheism. Does that make atheism a fairy tale, too?

2. We don't hate atheists and gays - Our religion clearly states that we are called to love thy one another equally. [I don't care] what other people believe, as long as they don't shove it down my throat. And while our church doesn't support [homosexuality], that doesn't mean we hate gays. If fact, we love them nonetheless.

3. Just because we believe in God doesn't mean we think science is bull - There are plenty of scientists who believe in God. I say I'm one of those Christians who believes that there is [rationality] hiding behind that divine hand. I don't go around claiming that the scientists are wrong.

4. Jesus wasn't a zombie - A zombie is a rotting flesh-eating corpse risen from the dead. If Jesus was a rotting corpse that ate flesh, he would be a zombie. Whoever says so otherwise is trying too hard to make our religion sound idiotic.

5. We don't always take the Bible seriously - I'm a Catholic. Does that mean I believe that evil was created because a snake convinced a woman to eat a magic apple? No, I believe in God and Jesus. Like I said before, I also believe in science.

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