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1) a colon conquestador who claims he goes to the weight room to "get juicy" get juicy means either to gain muscle mass or to get your gravy packed
2)a [rectal romeo] who constantly is caught on pornographic websites. These websites typically contain [chocolate starfish] hunters or wind tunnel mechanics
3) a turd burgular who takes a limbless girl to Senior Prom because his kidney tickler boyfriend was too busy rim dancing with another dude.
4) a sausage jockey who tells people he is "straight chillin'" when in fact he is anything but straight. Tail gunners are not straight.
5) A physics major, aka ecremental engineer, who claims he wants to be in the Navy for nuclear power. His lies cannot hide the fact that he wants to be a dirty [chocolate runway pilot].
6) A teenaged young man who went to Canada to canoe the chocolate tributary but this teen tells people he went kayaking. Yeh, in a dirty brown river.
7) A chimney sweeper
8) A college student who is always smiling because his kidney always feels tickled.

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