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Liver math is the [calculation](s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home. Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate ([generally] one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the [drunk tank] and some legal fees by adhering to liver math. Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
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