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A dating disorder wherein a guy with zero self confidence has a constant need for approval and the [personality] of a wet mop, who blames his inability to get a girlfriend or hook up on the delusion that he is simply too nice and women only want douchebags. Contrary to feminist beliefs(again), NGS is not misogynist nor sexual entitlement. It's self-victimization.

Symptoms Include:
- insecurity
- codependency
- being too nice
- never disagreeing
- a need to please others
- blaming the friendzone
- fear of rejection
- unstable self-esteem
- thinking girls should lust for you acting overly nice...
- ...self-pity when reality

Causes:
The exact cause of NGS is unknown, though [professionals] agree a common factor is acting like a faggot with no backbone in a [competitive dating] scene.

Diagnosis:
If you think bitches constantly friend-zone you and only hook up with douches when you're obviously superior because of how supar nice and [affectionate] you are... then you may suffer from NGS.

Risks:
- Virginity
- Dying alone
- Friendzones
- Getting used
- Crying yourself to sleep

Treatment:
The first step is realizing that you are the problem and girls are simply not attracted to insecurity and fail. Your doctor can [often] prescribe a swift kick in the ass for your balls to drop, which should help develop confidence. Thick skin and a personality are also recommended.

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