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A lump of mass that often contains the characteristics of a homosapien, they can often be seen in their natural form of adopted [transportation], then 'rascal' scooter. Often taking up space in malls and attracting the ever searing gaze of normal people, as their bubbling mounds of rolls that would even make the mightiest of bakeries, green with envy. They can occasionally be seen eating, eating, and eating. Be wary of their stares, their lack of breeding may result in blubbering spurts of sexual approaches. Or the lack of food may activate their primal blubbery instincts to chase down and consume pray- if their knees have not shattered after three steps first. They can be [domesticated] with the use of an [internet connection], a basement, and a fleshlight. Like the common zombie, the fat person's hunger never ceases. And should be bludgeoned continuously at the head if it becomes a hungry threat.
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