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"Face Candidate". A girl who's so hot (but knows it) that you just want to [blow your load] on her face so she knows what it feels like to be treated dirty !! ----- It came about from a good mate of mine when a couple of us lads were [checking out] the talent in our building during a fire drill and one of our favourites was there. She was just so hot but so up herself that the only way you'd be able to bring her down to earth would be to deposit a nice load of [throat yogurt] all over her fabulous face. Hence she was only a "candidate" because she hadn't been sprayed yet but was in the running !!
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