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[DEFINITIONS]: (1) Any toothless, crazy old bag lady who stumbles [down the street] yelling at passersby. She specializes in speaking to people no one else can see, sincerely believing all the while that she is completely capable of [simultaneously] addressing a "parliament" of owls, a "murder" of crows, AND a congress of crocodiles. (2) By extension, any government official or self-appointed "authority" who says you must do something when they have only some toothless law or ordinance to back up their words. (Better do what I say, or I'll gum you to death!)
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