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A phrase to be used whenever a high-powered excuse is needed for one's own [questionable], regrettable or just plain dumb-ass behaviours or decisions. Its use indicates [the speaker] fervently hopes for gentle absolution (translating in their mind as more chances to repeat the same dumb behaviour), whilst revealing him/herself either as a good-humoured rogue at best, or at worst a [pretentious], haughty seeker of camouflage for impulsive, greedy, self-centred, weak-willed and purely selfish behaviours.
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