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Noun. A [metrosexual male] who also happens to be short in stature. Common traits of shortneys include wearing formal clothes to casual events, talking non-stop about their [insecurities] and using their phone's camera to fix their hair. Shortneys are rarely on time due to the [difficulty] they have in breaking eye contact with a mirror.
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