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Thee Braden Mount: You mount a female in a position where your knee caps are aligned and flush with a females ears and you insert your penis into her mouth. Whilst doing so, you take your "Strong Hand" (the hand that can take on fatigue the most) and "[Finger Bang]" thee shit out of her til the sun comes up or the cows come home, whatever comes first. (DISCLAIMER: Please have groomed, clean and manicured hands. The last thing you wanna do is scratch up the vaginal walls of your opponent, because that will be [the last time] you will interact with her in anyway, trust me. Also, please trim the hairs surrounding the male reproductive organs, [for the love] of god, why would you wanna lay the toupee you've been growing on your "Taint", on to her chin?)
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