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Rules Of Semen Roulette: The object of the game is for [one] lucky person to get a female pregnant. [The players] will start by [ejaculating] into a large or medium sized bowl. One person will then mix all the semen into one pile. One person will procede to put all the mixed semen into a female's vagina. Then [the players] wait 9 months! Once the baby has been born, the mother will take care of the child. [The players] will then procede to take a DNA test to determine the father. The remaining father(S) will then laugh at the father who didnt train there sperm to swim the other way. Thus now being a father. the fathers life will then be ruined, and the remaining players will continue to keep playing to find out who's sperm are infertile. *If the mother conceives twins of two different fathers(if somehow possible), then both fathers lives will then be ruined. And the need to have a tie braker: The two players will ejaculate into a new bowl, and insert that into a (New) female's vagina. The steps will continue until they determine the father of that child. Who ever isnt the father will continue to play until a winner is determined.
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