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A [young lady] who needs a man. She's usually blonde about 5 feet 2 inches tall and can usually be found on her knees, either praying or listening to her idol Tim McGraw while draining a cock of all it's man kool-aid. Drives either a jeep or a Volkswagen and will happily give you directions as long as you let her suckle your Nutella covered schlong. Collects outdated coupons and wallpapers her room with them by [masturbating], slathering her lady juices on them and sticking them to the wall. The latest batch is all Greek yogurt and old El Paso coupons. Only 4 have been spotted [in the wild].
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