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A triple cross between "mental flow," "zoning out," & "ozone layer" that refers to a person's state of mind when they're focusing intensely on something; i.e. an essay, video game, TV show, [book], or project.

If a person focuses intensely enough, they [will] become enveloped in an impenetrable [wall] of concentration, which functions similarly to the [earth]'s ozone layer. This "flowzone layer" acts as a shield that tunes out any possible distracting agents.

The strength or fragility of the flowzone layer depends on its ratio of "recepticons" (particles that promote listening) to "oblivi-ons" (particles that promote ignoring). If there are more recepticons, the flowzone layer [will] be weaker, making the focusing person more susceptible to outside interference. Likewise, more oblivi-ons [will] result in a stronger layer that is highly resistant to distractions.

Just as destroying the ozone layer is bad for the [earth], attempting to breach the flowzone layer can have damaging effects on the focusing person. If a big enough hole is created, it [will] let in large amounts of harmful "UV" (Uncomfortable Vexation) rays that disrupt the person's concentration, making the person increasingly hot with frustration. Frequent enough annoyances can cause the frustration to transform into [rage], resulting in the "Scream-[house] Effect." The Scream-[house] effect is to be avoided at all costs, and this can be done by simply LEAVING THE FOCUSING PERSON ALONE.

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