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When you wake your [girlfriend] up at exactly midnight by tickling her butthole with a feather. When she wakes up shocked, you jerk off on her face and throw glitter at her [simultaneously]. Once she is covered in jizz and glitter, you break out your [jazz hands] and yell SURPRISE!
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