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A compass turd is created when a person Eats two consecutive high fiber meals. The first meal is exceptionally high in protein, and the second laden with fats. The eater then passes both meals in the same [defecation]. The high fiber content in the compass turd will hold a sturdy log, and the dense protein packed end sinks to the bottom of [toilet bowl] while the buoyant, fatty pole will float to the surface, leaving the compass turd pointing [straight up and down].
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