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In reference to a man's flacid penis. When you are a show-er, your penis is the same length as when you are erect. When you are a "grower", you have the same [characteristics] of a [frightened turtle], who's head hides in it's shell. When you are erect, you penis grows in length. The exception to this rule is Chinese, who are neither "show'ers" or "growers". And the [kryptonite] to both types is water, because it doesn't matte if you "show" or "grow", at that point you shrink.
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