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Gooseman-Noun and or Adjective. A level of awesome that is not easily attained. Men and women are born with this epic title, however, to be born with it you must be it, and that is a rare thing to be. However, if a Gooseman male proposes to the girl of his choosing, she too, becomes Gooseman, and they go and create gooselings, thus, to be born with it. A female born with it will always have it. The title can also be given if a Gooseman deems you honorably awesome. This is a rare occurance. Beware of false Gooseman, people who were born with it, but have turned away from their [awesomeness]. They cannot be trusted. Common traits of a real Gooseman. Red hair or beard. Enjoys fine tobacco and literature. [Philosophical] and embraces their [Anglo-Saxon]/Irish/Scottish heritage. "That man is so Gooseman."
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