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A white male that frequently goes to the gym and proceeds to jack off viciously. Usually of Jewish origin, he loves to kick [small children] [in the face] at laugh his small and erect penis. You can spot an "Alex" if he has grey almost silver ejaculate in his hair and by a very small bean like structure in between his legs and adjacent to the balls. He is renowned through the world as "one of the [biggest dick] faces in the world".
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