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A super hero that gives hope to sales clerks and [customer service] representatives everywhere. The Clerk Defender finds those that choose to be outrageous assholes to the fine people in [customer service]. He knows these assholes feel secure in the knowledge these poor [customer service] bastards are either too timid to stand up for themselves, or more likely do not want to lose their job. The Clerk Avenger does not fear losing his job. The Clerk Avenger brutally sodomizes assholes with a jaggedly broken 2" thick broom handle. He then leaves them to contemplate what life decisions they have made to warrant such a horrible fate. Some say the Clerk Avenger is a menace! A Vigilante! Some say The Clerk Avenger has no right to be a one man judge, jury, and sodomizer. Those people are assholes. And should watch out...... For the Clerk Avenger.
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