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The immature brother of the selfie. Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a [picture taken] of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet [immediately] after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached. Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, [a real man]. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.
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