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A scrunch is a mystical being who insists on wearing [scrunchies] every day. A scrunch likes sex, especially when it is in the form of butt sex. It is scrunch's favorite. A scrunch is a [bitter bitch] because she is parched... and she has to BEG in order for a guy to let her suck his dick. Her birth [certificate] is actually an apology letter from a condom factory. True story.
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