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Anus Burger is an American grindcore and pornogrind band formed on [September 11, 2001] following the government conspiracy of the attacks on [the World Trade Center]. The band currently has 3 members in it consisting of Mr. Testicle, Vanilla Monkey, and LilDyke. The band is known for their extremely graphic and [often] controversial lyrics featuring themes such as abortion, the Holocaust, racism, sexism, and gore. In the Spring of 2009, Anus Burger was featured on the Ellen Show following the release of their 3rd album [Erectile Dysfunction], but they were removed after they insulted Ellen for being a dyke. This incident only helped to boost Anus Burger's popularity and their newly released 3rd studio album stayed at number 2 in the Billboard's Top 100 list for a total of four weeks. Rumors have recently spread about the possible breaking up of Anus Burger after the 3 band members survived a near death overdose of some crack cocaine. 6 months after their encounter with cocaine, LilDyke left the band to become a Gay Male Stripper. Mr. Testicle and Vanilla Monkey have stated that they will continue the band and are currently working on their 6th studio album entitled Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation but the album has experienced numerous delays. In November of 2013, LilDyke rejoined the band after getting AIDS from one of his clients. This saw the soon release of their single off of Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation entitles Aidscicle inspired by LilDyke's ordeal.

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