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A phrase that describes the strong probability that a pre-teen lad will eventually discover and commit substantial interest and money to marijuana in his teen years and beyond. The labeling of said pre-teen is based on several signs, including but not limited to: 1. Pervasive sloth, 2. Inability to react to any situation with any affect other than "Woah dude, that's intense..." even when faced with [legitimately] urgent [circumstances], 3. Otherworldly appetite for candy and sweets... Of any type, at any time and at any social, physical or emotional cost to himself or others, 4. Preference for human interaction only through [online gaming] platforms unless in-person, face to face interaction is required to obtain candy or a WiFi password... And even then the interaction is devoid of eye contact.
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