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This is when you are getting a handjob from a woman, and right when you're about to [blow your load], you shove an apple in her vagina and put on a pair of glasses and yell "I'm slowly dying of insulinoma!" and then you [blow your load] on her and [take a picture] of her vagina with your iOS device. Then you call all of your friends on facetime and describe to them how "revolutionary" it is to get a Steve Job.
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