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A thickometer would be an imaginary scale used to gauge [the thickness] of a big booty honey. Thickness in the thighs, hips, and ass and such. Different scales apply to each woman, so use proportionately. If she's nice and thick (like say, Trina) she gets a high score on the thickometer. Others who don't quite have as much [in the trunk] [obviously] will score a little lower. Fat girls need not apply!
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