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The small flap of skin in the anus that causes the fart sound when air is passed over it. If for what ever reason the lettuce is stuck to one side or another, it may cause a [high pitched] whistling sound. Most everyone has ass lettuce unless there is undue trauma caused to the anal cavity from [homosexual] activity, or hetrosexual anal [fornication]. Which will in turn cause most of your farts to sound like a hollow wind through a cave sound.
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