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A Mexican male name of both Hebrew and Spanish origin. Pronounced "hey-zeus". Jesus' are [often] times shy, guarded, and like to keep to themselves. However, when they find motivation to do something, they are the least shy people of all. Once [comfortable] with someone, although still guarded, they will open up a bit more. They are known for their masculine looks and [exasperated] sighs. They are characterized by strong arm and bicep muscles which many find useful when pulling a woman in for a kiss. The skin of a Jesus is constantly warm to the touch unless they are outside for long periods of time in [inappropriate] clothing, such as at a [high school football game] in the end of October in a light jacket. When they have a bad feeling about something, some may stay up throughout the night until they get bad new, like a phone call from a crying friend. When a Jesus finds a girl, always a beauty in their eyes, there will either be terrible heartbreak or wondrous love. He will one day find a girl that adores his smiles and will get lost in his eyes. When they embrace, she'll wonder what has taken her so long to find this person. Both will realize just how much they love each other and how much they both want to spend the rest of their lives together. When they no longer hold back, they become a great listener, a caring best friend, and a tender lover. Anyone who gets to know them for who they really are will either fall in love with them, or wish that they had him as a best friend.
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