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A play on the word "ecstatic" but quite the opposite, as it is the joint use of the words sex ([intercourse]) and static (unchanging). It is when the male decides to awkwardly troll the female (or actually has a condition of sexstaticism) during sex by making only the same monotonous sound for every pelvic thrust. Each sound must be identical in pitch, volume, tone, articulation, and resonance - even at the climax. It MUST last the full duration of the [sexual activity], whether that be 5 minutes or an hour. After a Sexstatic [performance], it is to not be talked about and pretended as if it never happened.
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