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Heavy Thway was born in the darkest chasms of Morder. Forged by Sauron himself no one knows if he is man, beast, or merely legend. Spotted at various times in history, his alleged 8 foot penis has conquered many kingdoms (Egypt, Rome and Athens to name a few). He can only be killed at midnight on [January 12th] of a leap year, by pouring cold [barbecue sauce] in his ear while repeatedly [penetrating] him with a fork. May he live long, and gift us with his presence for many a day.
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