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(n) a desirable, yet unattainable woman; [The three] cardinal attributes of a laser maiden are: 1. aloof 2. noncommittal 3. deadly? Often, a laser maiden carries a facade of sweetness and poise, but this is [not to be] trusted and will vanish the moment you fall into her trap. The rare beauty of a laser maiden emboldens her--conniving and [heartless], she may turn on you at any moment. Beware.
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