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A passage of gas so severe that it leaves the farter wounded and bleeding, and any other person [in the area] crying for medical assistance. [Calling it] a shart would be insulting to the hemofart—like calling Shaq “Mini Me”. To pass a hemofart requires a perfect confluence of detestable hygiene, bad eating habits, and a sweaty, giant, [cottage cheese ass]. A Hemofart does not just happen, it is something that builds over a period of days, months or even years of poor digestive health. Unchecked by clothing, a true hemofart can coat a wall 10’ away with a mixture of blood, excrement, sweat and hepatitis.
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