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A mobile phone conversation where it sounds like the person calling you is speaking to you while under water. This can be caused by several factors: 1. The caller has a crappy phone. 2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3. 3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning. 4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water. Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
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