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spawn of the devil. annoying, bitchy, over sheltering, and way too protective.

let's start with the typical soccer mom. stay at home mom usually blonde, bleached most likely. caucasian 30-50 years old 'trophy wife' has 2.6 kids. bitchy. whiny. was in a sorority.

now hubby: lawyer, doctor, or other high-paying job. never home barely knows kids fucks secretary on 'business trips'.

daughter: blonde has a common name like ashley, jessica, britney, etc. bimbo slut is 8-12 years old, tries to act like a teenager but fails teenybopper popular does dance

son: blonde has a common name like brandon, jason, aiden, etc. little mr. athlete, does soccer, football, baseball, hockey, lacrosse, and basketball. racist 10-14 years old popular spits everywhere

The family of mrs. soccer mom usually lives in a suburban neighborhood, a big house, and owns two cars. one of which is mom's car, a gas-guzzling suv that she drives obnoxiously, speeding off to baseball practice or dance.

mrs. soccer mom makes up her own esrb ratings: OK: good A: acceptable, 13+ N: not in my house! 18+

likes; kids bop, v chip, nail appointments, screaming at people to TURN THAT SATANIC MUSIC DOWN, THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!, etc.

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