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You have ever robbed a watermelon stand
Wal-Mart
You drink 40s
Yo mamma sold her food stamps for crack
Your bike used to be mine
You try not to smile at night because the popo will see you
Your [white girlfriend] drives you to not-work
[You don't know] [fried chicken] doesn't have it's own chunk on the food pyramid
You don't know what the food pyramid is
A city employee has to clean your afro-sheen off the bus window
You [voted] for the same person in 2008 AND 2012
All it takes to get a car stereo out is a hammer
You traded my aluminum gutters for dope money
You need a step-stool to get into your Monte-Carlo
BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP... is good music
You have ever had a quextion to aks someone
You keep one hand on your pit bull's leash and the other keeps your pants up
You don't know the reason for that strip of pavement is next to the road
Your car costs more than your house
A pick suits you just fine... but a comb don't fly
You learned to sign your name with a can of spray paint
You've ever rolled a pin-joint
You think the word "boy" is a racial slur
Sunblock... what's that?
Your neighbors build cross-shaped bonfires in your front yard
You'd lika G6
Your neighbors lawn is your trash can
Your whiskey doesn't ever leave the brown bag
You've asked the question "You got a cigarette?" every day since Pre-K
[Bitches and hoes]... anything
You can trip on your lower lip
You've ridden in more cop cars than airplanes

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