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Swank is a portmanteau of sad and wank and is the act of wanking with the [lubrication] of tears and a heavy heart. Swanking commonly occurs after a break-up and can become extremely addictive. A [downward spiral] of swanking can even result in depression and in severe cases psychosis and [schizophrenia].
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