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Loud mouth, top heavy, [tight] clothes wearing [bimbo] usually found begging for drinks at the bar with so much cleavage showing it looks like a fat [midget] is mooning you through her halter [top]. Can be spotted from behind by her [long] dry ass frizzy hair, foot long [cigarette], and loud cackle laughing. Known to threaten guys with a physical ass whooping, or in any bar sport such as darts or billiards once intoxicated. As the alcohol intake rises so will her hatred for all the men around her. At this point will begin cursing any man who walks by, as well as the random insults to women who are better looking than her. Upon a few more drinks the fit will pass, and she will end up showing her tits to, and blowing in the parking lot the next guy who buys her a drink. The guy will usually be at least twice her age and half her size. Once returning inside the bar she will find her ride has left her, and begin the rampage again only to end up crying and on the curb outside the bar bumming cigarettes, begging for a ride so she can pick up her four kids from her sisters [house]. You go girl.

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