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Handleweights are the correct term for the items of fitness equipment commonly known as "kettlebells". Kettlebells got their name in an [elaborate] and perfectly executed act of deception that managed to make fools of the entire english-speaking world. Kettlebells are not in any conceivable way related to either kettles, or bells. By continuing to refer to them as such, we are complicit in our own [gullibility]. Don't be a fool. Don't be the victim of the ruse of some shadowy, faceless [puppetmaster]. Call a handleweight a handleweight, not a kettlebell - then people will know that you are someone who knows their shit when it comes to gym equipment.
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