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a person who behaves in a sneaky manner to try and create favourable circumstances for themselves, or to cover their tracks, quite often at the expense of others. They use weasel-words to try and make a story sound in their favour whilst never directly lying, usually by leaving out key details such as who actually did a [piece of work]. A fuckweasel will always avoid telling a direct lie in case they are exposed, giving them [plausible deniability] or letting them fall back onto "a misunderstanding" excuse, such as; Boss> "I spoke to Steven and he said he'd written that report you said you'd done" Weasel> "Ah no, sorry you must have misunderstood, I just came over earlier to tell you it was completed." The "boss" in this case has no comeback as the fuckweasel is [technically correct], although it is clear what the inference was in the original conversation. A good fuckweasel will pick his or her stories cleverly to lower the chance that a discovery will occur.
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