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Swag is the evolutionary compensation mechanism of for the reproduction of idiots. Often women find men who are lacking depth of emotional and [intellectual] capacity unsuitable for reproduction. These men are mostly filtered out of the gene pool because women will not spawn their babies -which will obviously be unviable. The remaining population of these uneducated, self absorbed males possess the "swag" gene/trait which endows the possessor with simultaneous [douchebaggery] and sexual desirability. This phenomenon has yet to be explained by science and much of the scientific community is concerned for the future of human progress should this gene be allowed to propagate [out of control]. Debates in the scientific community have turned toward re-evaluating whether the use of Genomics is an ethical solution to this growing problem.
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