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A Naughty [Turducken] is the sexual act of putting a small rodent, such as a gerbil, hamster, or mouse, into your rectum. When you want to get the rodent out, you send a small cat in there to get it. When the cat gets stuck you have to send a small dog in there to get the cat. You now have 3 different animals in your colon, hence, completing [the Naughty] [Turducken].
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