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Quite possibly the most worthless of the lower 48 states, Ohio boasts flat, featureless terrain populated by flat, featureless people. There are also quite a few cows. Ohio is the worst place to drive through for a number of reasons: 1. [Nothing to look at] 2. Nowhere decent to stop and eat 3. People from Ohio drive the speed limit in the left lane 4. Ohio cops will pull over out-of-state drivers for doing 3 [over the speed limit] (I shit you not) Ohio can also be dangerous due to it's proximity to Michigan. You never know when a couple of Michigan Milita members might suddenly realize the Thumb is a penninsula and that they can leave at any [time to go] South, back to their redneck homeland. Avoid Ohio if at all possible.
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