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Adj; also known as "slut", "whore", "Sarah". (Also see "desperate") Will pursue your husband relentlessly, even after he tells her he's getting back with his wife, and changes his phone number. [Characteristics]: Lying - ie: "you won't see my number or texts anymore, trust me!" (Still calls and texts) "I'm not the home wrecker you think I am!". Cannot decipher the difference between dreams and reality. Will go to extreme lengths to try and draw your husband away from you, including creeping to his truck and leaving psychotic notes. Cowardly- makes sure to avoid you (the wife) at all costs, and any form of [confrontation]. Delusional- thinks they "love" a man that lied to them just to get in their pants. Thinks they have a chance of breaking up a marriage that they cannot. Thinks they're better than the married mans wife (in [correspondence] to "distorted reality", where they clearly haven't comprehended the extreme difference between what they look like..and what his wife looks like). Homely- looks like they shop at K-mart in the "teen" section.

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