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An [individual] afflicted with a particular, highly specialized [learning disability] which prevents them from acquiring a working knowledge of certain [American English] grammar* rules pertaining to the proper use of the words 'your' and 'you're' in the context of written [communications].

Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded

Etymology

1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.

2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*

Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.

** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes

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