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Machteld is a pretty girl with a lot of craziness. Everybody needs to know Machteld because she's an amazing friend and you can act normal (read: [extremely] crazy) with her. When you think of Machteld you'll become hungry. Machteld loves dance movies (read: step up) with a lot of boys with beautiful six-packs in it. A day with Machteld in it is always fun and it gives you the [possibility] to act like a weirdo and to eat candy like you never ate it before. When you get to know a Machteld, you will notice that you become more and more strange and weird. This is [absolutely] normal! When it comes to men, she's very demanding and it will take a while before she'll find a boyfriend that fits her perfectly. But unless her boyfriend is Moose, she'll never be completely happy When you want to hang out with Machteld you [absolutely] have to be wild and crazy! Last but not least... If you ever meet Machteld, you cannot tell her hello in a normal way! You have to give her a fist and blow it up!
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